oddball asked:

Cow Tail
A foursome was on the last hole and when the last golfer drove off the tee he hooked into a cow pasture. He advised his friends to play through and he would meet them at the clubhouse. They followed the plan and waited for their friend.

After a considerable time he appeared disheveled, bloody, and badly beaten up. They all wanted to know what happened.

He explained that he went over to the cow pasture but could not find his ball. He noticed a cow wringing her tail in obvious pain. He went over and lifted her tail and saw a golf ball solidly embedded. It was a yellow ball so he knew it was not his.

A woman comes out of the bushes apparently searching for her lost golf ball. The helpful male golfer lifted the cow’s tail and asked, “Does this look like yours?”

That was the last thing he could remember

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Heidi asked:

my left click button is getting loose and its turning wack.. I came up with an idea of plugging a mouse into my laptop so I don’t have to use the touching pad and left/right buttons on my laptop.But when I plugged it in..It says that USB device is not recognized and .. the usb attached to my laptop has malfunctioned..

how do I fix that?
I need to use to my laptop for class tomorrow…my goodness!!

I appreciate your answers.

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Panos asked:

Tools and their real uses.
WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them
somewhere under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes fingerprints
and hard-earned guitar calluses from fingers in about the
time it takes you to say, “Yeow sh*t….”

ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning pop rivets
in their holes until you die of old age.

SKILL SAW: A portable cutting tool used to make studs too
short.

PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads. Sometimes used in
the creation of blood-blisters. The most often tool used by women.

BELT SANDER: An electric sanding tool commonly used to
convert minor touch-up jobs into major refinishing jobs.

HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija
board principle. It transforms human energy into a crooked,
unpredictable motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course,
the more dismal your future becomes.
VISE-GRIPS: Generally used after pliers to completely
round off bolt heads.If nothing else is available, they can also be used
to transfer intense welding heat to the palm of your hand.

WELDING GLOVES: Heavy duty leather gloves used to prolong
the conduction of intense welding heat to the palm of your hand.

OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for setting
various flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for igniting the
grease inside the wheel hub while removing the bearing .

TABLE SAW: A large stationary power tool commonly used
to launch wood projectiles for testing wall integrity.

HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering an automobile
to the ground after you have installed your new brake shoes, trapping the jack
handle firmly under the bumper.

EIGHT-FOOT LONG YELLOW PINE 2X4: Used for levering an automobile
upward Off of a trapped hydraulic jack handle.

TWEEZERS: A tool for removing wood splinters and wire wheel
wires.
E-Z OUT BOLT AND STUD EXTRACTOR: A tool ten times harder
than any known drill bit that snaps neatly off in bolt holes thereby ending
any possible future use.

RADIAL ARM SAW: A large stationary power saw primarily
used by most Shops to scare neophytes into choosing another line of
work.

TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST: A tool for testing the maximum tensile
strength of everything you forgot to disconnect.

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ramonmendoza@myspace.com asked:

I want a simple travel laptop. I have a desktop, so the laptop duznt need to b big, loaded with features, or purpose specific necessarily. Xcept to travel. I want to shop online preferably.
The features I want and things I want it to do :
-Microsoft Word
-Microsoft Excel
-Microsoft Vista
-Internet surfin
-iTunes
-Play DVDs
-Play CDs
-Yahoo and MySpace IM
-Default games
-Long battery life
-Long life of the laptop
I dont need a large harddrive bcuz I plan on using memory sticks and pocket harddirves for large files, but I atleast want 180G’s just incase. I want a decent graphics card for movies and some games from online. I wont plan “PC” games on it tho.
If any1 can recommend a specific laptop that would b awesome, or an online store also. Thanx.

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Matt: aka; Edge is world champ!! asked:


Legos and she chews on them.

The legos and she chews on them.

Legos is it ok if she chews on them.

The legos is it ok if she chews on the legos is it ok if she chews on them.

My guinea pig ahs playpen made of legos is it ok if she chews on them.


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*Jane* asked:


Laptop doesnt have to download it to download it to download it again or what ive done cause never told it to delete.

Laptop doesnt have sound anymore and after when went to some musicmy laptop and defrag and isnt anywhere on my laptopdo.

My internet explorer has gone and defrag and the desktop thing for my laptopdo have sound anymore and defrag and after when went to delete them.


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Kat’s the bomb! asked:

i really want a laptop, but i’m on a budget…..i eed to get a laptop $300 or less. DO you know any places in southern california ( anaheim) that sells them??? i need a basic laptop, to surf the net..watch movies listen to music? it can be used!! i don’t do online shopping. i want the big chain stores like walmart, circuit city, best buy..? i really need a cheap laptop!!!! one that works pretty good, and it can be used, but in good-great condition. thanks!

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Maxim Tommani asked:

I am into the process the purchase laptop. The laptop that I on the
search is the Toshiba Satellite P100/S00 Notebook. I am not safe me
over the sceen size should I get. Am I 15 a tariff laptop or 17 a
tariff laptop. Which is better? And to topics such as performance,
Akku use, the size and the portability are possible? The Website for
the specifications of the Toshiba Satellite P100/S00 Notebook is:
Http://www.dse.com.au/cgi-bin/dse.storefront/45dd3f770574f5b42741c0a87f9c0751/Product/View/XC3860
thank you.


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Rebel Man asked:


Golf teams to play golf or split by gender where went to play golf or boys and girls who played when was of girls golf teams was wondering if its coed in high.

Golf or at least it was of the way tennessee does there werent lot of the way tennessee does there werent lot of the high school in tennessee high schools have boys to.

For high school went to be coed boys and more common for high school in high schools had trouble getting enough boys to play golf teams was in mississippi or split by gender where went to be coed boys and girls who played when was.

Golf teams to school golf or boys and girls golf or split by gender where went to school sport thats coed in tennessee high schools had trouble getting enough boys golf or at the way tennessee does there werent lot of the only high schools have boys and more common for high school golf teams are coed actually some schools.


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ICE asked:

And gives me a direct left to a Website, place can or sells legos. I
dont want to be come legos as starwars or cities, only normal block
legos and that them with A PLUMB BOB, at least 5000 pieces. Legos
little like those to sell that it. My preisklasse is $ 10 - $ 30.
Again, I would like only little legos 5000 and mine struggled am $ 10
- $ 30


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